The bartender looked at the license the college student gave him.
The bartender mixed a drink and then examined the license, “That’s me,” he said.
“That’s me,” said the college student.
“No, that’s me,” said the bartender. “I had my license stolen two weeks ago.”
The young college student didn’t ask for the license back, but hastily ran out of the bar.
A few minutes later, the police arrived, and talked to the bartender.
The college student was long gone.
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